Someone May Die Tonight

[rosebleed]

But that's none of my business

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[polliwog]

Rosamund! [ not missing any of u ] Truth or Dare!

[rosebleed]

AH!

[JUMPS A LITTLE]

...Truth!

[polliwog]

Truth... [ he is thinking through the sort of questions people asked last time ] Who do you think is the most attractive person on the ship?

[rosebleed]

[IMMEDIATELY SWEATING]

Hahaha, what?

[BRUH]

[polliwog]

It seems in line with what everyone asked before!

[ this is asked with absolutely no harmful intent. meanwhile, i want to know. me personally ]

[rosebleed]

[Sweats harder]

I mean, I don't really know. I haven't gotten to spend much time with people my age before. And only a few that were reasonably older, even. Two of my best friends are children, and one is a talking cat! And the only grown men I really know are over sixty or enchanted to be a frog, so I'm working with, um. A bit of a disadvantage!

But if I had to choose...um. Do I pick separately for men and women? Or altogether. Sorry. What?

[dropoffs]

[ She is thinking to herself that Rosamund must have an interesting life with how long she's stalling and being indecisive. Her thoughts are not meant to be rude, just observation. ]

[rosebleed]

[Is it interesting or is it just deeply unfortunate]

[dropoffs]

[ objectively, unfortunate, but she's nice and thinks it's interesting. ]

[polliwog]

[ oh, she's shy. that makes sense. that's a lot of words.

unfortunately he would show her mercy. ]

You can choose the most attractive person... to be trapped in a room with! [ so like, the best company. not the hottest. ] If it is easier, picking a man and a woman is fine.

[rosebleed]

Oh! [She perks up at once.] Okay! Then it's you!

[discomfort]

[ this feels like a copout....... ]

[rosebleed]

[rearrange your shipping chart some other time owner]

[discomfort]

Truth or dare?

[rosebleed]

Don't I get to ask somebody at some point?

[but alas, she is a bottom, so she obeys]

Dare.

[polliwog]

Flatterer!

[ mock-accusatory. he does a pleased little fin ruffle. ]

[rosebleed]

It's true though! I've never once had a bad time with you, Sidon!

[Except when you tried to eat her as an octopus.]

Your turn! Truth or dare.

[polliwog]

And I treasure every moment with you, my friend!

[ except the octopuff thing but he was but a baby what do they do besides put things wantonly into their lil shark mouths ]

Let's try... truth!

[rosebleed]

Truth. Truth truth truth. [Ponders.]

Kiss, marry, kill... [Avoiding the recently injured is difficult] Dion, Lucien, or Rodya.

[dropoffs]

I was right to consider you worthy of the suave goose emoji.

[polliwog]

[ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ]

Should I consider that an honor?

[dropoffs]

[ HE CAN ASK ] Yes, you should.

[polliwog]

[ i GUESS ]

Then I will gladly take this title! What does it mean? [ ask that first ]

[discomfort]

[ oh spicy ]

[drymonster]

[ he doesn't want to hear thissssss ]