RUPERT

[rosebleed]

I'd say i'll put things here later but that's a lie

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[agleam]

Ugh... Well, I'm glad you figured it out eventually. Still, that sounds rough.

[moving on, though, he sounds curious]

Sounds like an interesting person. How long did you end up staying with him?

[rosebleed]

Oh, we killed him right away.

[Shaking her head with wide eyes and making an ix-nay cutting motion.]

He was bad. He was trying to kill Death itself so he could profit off of wars between other nations forever. Also he was mad about his dead brothers. Which I get, but still! Come on! That's a crazy way to deal with it.

[agleam]

Ohhhhh yikes.

[yikes!!]

I'm guessing it didn't turn out to be a "let's talk this out" situation? Because that sounds... really intense.

[rosebleed]

It was. He was boiling off Death's immortality in a big cauldron of stew, very slowly and painfully.

But it's fine now! We've set it right. [Nodding fast.] Order restored, Death unboiled. We're doing just fine.