Todomatsu Matsuno

[rosebleed]

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[drymonster]

[ his only problem with the tea shop was that it made him sad about their curfew because EVERYONE FROM IT WAS DEAD EXCEPT FOR HIM!!! but that's better now so ]

The... uh, yeah, I guess it would be.

[ passes her a napkin???? girl dry your corn margarita tears ]

[rosebleed]

[WAILS I'M SORRY TOTTY YOUR BATHROOM AND TEA SHOP CREW ALL LEFT YOU]

Thank you.

[She dabs at the tears daintily.]

Sorry, I probably sound insane. But also, it was insane down there.

[drymonster]

I'm from a gag anime. Trust me, pretty much nothing gets more insane than that.

Anyway, the few things I heard about that place already sounded crazy. Terrible corn drinks aren't a huge surprise.

[rosebleed]

There was a strip club for rats.

[She looks him in the eye, beleaguered. She knows what a strip club is now. Thank you, universe.]

[drymonster]

[ ...okay, the combination of the absurdity of that with the seriousness of her expression and the fact that he's still a mess of emotions after everyone coming back just. makes him cover his mouth and fight to keep from laughing. ]

...Were they at least hot rats?

[rosebleed]

I can't objectively answer that. [They were not. I mean she comes from a land where marrying sentient animals is on the table but also, these rats. They were different man.] They are all six feet tall and they'd try to give you weird meat jelly, and they wouldn't let us open accounts at their bank.

Also, there was a grocer's store, but almost everything in it was corn based? And one of the libraries had hands that would reach for you...I don't know, it feels like a really long, arduous dream.

[drymonster]

God. Yeah, it sounds like it. Though the corn part also just kind of sounds like America. They put this corn syrup stuff in pretty much everything they make.

[ maybe the eels are just the mess hall's high fructose corn syrup...

sips his peach boba. ]

Anyway... your American rat nightmare is finally over now, at least.