TAMA

[rosebleed]

THERE WILL NEVER BE A SHITPOST HERE it's TOO LATE

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W0 FIRST SUNDAY

[rosebleed]

[you thought it was a joke but it's become real.

Somehow, in spite of specifically requesting and receiving a good pillow and blanket from West, Rosamund wakes up on a pillow of a different sort this fine Sunday morn.]

Nnn...

[Wraps an arm around her pillow. Wow it feels so warm and also well dressed?]

[ballies]

[ i'm so glad.

do you ever just... sometimes mind your own business. try and find somewhere comfortable to sleep in those awkward first few days where you don't have a bed or most basic amenities, and then when you awaken from your kinda poor sleep you find a young lady with her head pillowed on your big naturals.



hm. well. ]

This is new.

[rosebleed]

Hm?

[do you ever just? yeah. Yeah...

Look Rosmund is used to falling asleep in a pile of warm bodies but those bodies are usually furry and feathered creatures from her woodland swarm. These mounds are not sweet slumbering bunnies.

Also it is not the voice of any of her animals speaking to her.

Rosamund blinks awake. Looks up.

And flies off in a flushed horror.]

OH! Oh I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

[ballies]

[ do you ever just pass out on big naturals? yippee. she blinks as rosamund Awakens and Freaks out. ]

...

[ and then she just kinda laughs. ]

It's fine, it's fine. They're pretty comfy, I'm sure.

[rosebleed]

[wish that were me]

Yes? I mean — [goes bright red and hides her face.] That's not the point!

I haven't even introduced myself to you!

[ballies]

[ same. ]

You can introduce yourself now, if it makes you feel better?

[rosebleed]

I suppose...

[Ahem. extend hand.]

Hello. My name is Princess Rosamund du Prix. How do you do?

[ballies]

[ oh.


ohhhhh.

this is so cute. and polite. ]

A princess? [ weh. ] Ammmm I meant to curtsey or do something special here?

[rosebleed]

[She's trying hard to save face.]

Oh, no! Not at all. Just a handshake is fine?

[She smiles sheepishly.]

It's not as if we're anywhere near my kingdom, so what does it matter anyway?

[ballies]

[ holds out hand for a handshake then. ]

Handshake it is then!

[rosebleed]

Done deal!

[THEY SHAKE.]

And what about you, Miss Tama? What is it that you do?

[ballies]

[ shake it like a polaroid picture... ]

Uh, specifically?

I guess I work in law enforcement. Not that it did any good for me re: all this.

[rosebleed]

Really? That's so intense, you must be tough stuff!

Are you, like, the investigator? The one making arrests? What are you?

[ballies]

Nothing like that, I’m more of an assistant than an agent. I do help out in the field though!