It would be so much nicer if we could actually enjoy ourselves a little. But no! Just a few pastries and steaks and shirts that have ASS written on them. People are going to be bored out of their minds in no time.
This is even worse than having an age limit on the drinks. What a stupid idea that was...
[me, internally: did he look at the profiles and single out everyone's proficiencies for research
Rosamund, internally: A FRIEND.]
A good while, I should think. I'm no master of course, but I like to think I'm decent with it. [This is humility she's iced so many beings with arrows.] What's your strongest weapon then?
Ahaha, spoken with the humility of a true archer! [He gets it.] I'm most comfortable with blades, myself. But it's been some time since I've been cut off from the elements, so I'll have to get used to working with standard weaponry again.
I don't know that all archers are humble. [Is he buttering her up? He seems a bit cheeky.]
The elements? Oh, you mean a sort of magic, right? That's fair. I don't have mine either. It wasn't necessary for me to have in a fight, but it's annoying to go without when you're used to it. Ain't that just the way?
[She grins.]
You really came here unarmed? What did you get instead?
He should be fine. From what I understand, the auditors' power is limited to undoing or maintaining what we did in our games, so he shouldn't be affected. If I had to guess, it was more intended as an incentive--less of a "look what we could do to him" and more, "look what you'll lose if you don't participate."
[No it's just that I, pixi, chose this item. But he doesn't know that]
I don't know that asking the auditors anything would be worth the time. [She makes a face.] Honestly, if I see them? I'd have a very hard time not just shooting them.
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He laughs, but not unkindly.]
It does seem to be one of their more unpopular choices.
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It would be so much nicer if we could actually enjoy ourselves a little. But no! Just a few pastries and steaks and shirts that have ASS written on them. People are going to be bored out of their minds in no time.
This is even worse than having an age limit on the drinks. What a stupid idea that was...
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[So he assumes they'll become available eventually, one way or another]
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Well, sure, but just because things aren't the absolute worst doesn't mean we can't push for a little better.
What would you ask for, if you could? Just for funsies.
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Fair enough! Don't worry, I'm sure we'll make a big enough racket to get some attention soon.
[Just. Based on experience and also what he's already seen from this merry band of clowns so far.]
Me? [He looks thoughtful.] I'm not all that picky, but I'd love a sparring arena. Especially if it had an archery range.
[It is not the same when he's nerfed but he's dealt with that many times so eh.]
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[Main character Syndrome.
But OH.]
You practice archery? So do I!
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Perks up, though!!]
That I do! I train with it as often as I can--it's my weakest weapon, so I'm aiming to master it. Have you been at it long?
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Rosamund, internally: A FRIEND.]
A good while, I should think. I'm no master of course, but I like to think I'm decent with it. [This is humility she's iced so many beings with arrows.] What's your strongest weapon then?
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Ahaha, spoken with the humility of a true archer! [He gets it.] I'm most comfortable with blades, myself. But it's been some time since I've been cut off from the elements, so I'll have to get used to working with standard weaponry again.
[Where is he going to get that]
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The elements? Oh, you mean a sort of magic, right? That's fair. I don't have mine either. It wasn't necessary for me to have in a fight, but it's annoying to go without when you're used to it. Ain't that just the way?
[She grins.]
You really came here unarmed? What did you get instead?
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Yes, exactly. [The whole losing it when you're used to it thing... not life-ruining, but still a pain!!
At her question, his expression turns wry, though.] An old gift for my little brother. The auditors' idea of a threat, most likely.
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She frowns at this though. Clearly displeased.]
Well that's just out of line! They should at least keep the weird threats and mind to us. Leave the people at home out of it.
Do you think he'll be okay?
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[No it's just that I, pixi, chose this item. But he doesn't know that]
Of course, I'd have to ask them to know for sure.
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[SHOOT THEM!!!]
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Good.
[SHOOT THEM.]
...Anyway! Until we reach the end I doubt we'll see either hide or hair of them. Save your ammo!
[finger guns
Closes this now gooby pixi]